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What Does Common’s New Cologne Smell Like?

April 8, 2009

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According to RapRadar, Common is back with yet another shameless shill! Not content to rest on the plush, paisley laurels of his SoftWear clothing deal with MicroSoft, the veteran musician is peddling Diesel cologne that comes in a “black fist” container. In the ad above, you’ll note that he’s wearing his “bad ass” costume from Smoking Aces, one of the worst movies in cinematic history. What does this revolutionary perfume smell like?

  • Burning American flag
  • Bobby Seale’s hickory smoke pit marinade
  • The nape of Chuck D’s neck
  • That oddly odoriferous sweat that glosses your brow right after you defenestrate a cinder block onto a police prowler seven stories below
  • A bouquet of patchouli, nag champa, white boys and coffee shop chicks
  • That weird dish with okra and halal buffalo tripe that Noam Chomsky was cheffing up last night
  • A breakfast with no swine
  • The scent is irrelevant — the glass fist is clearly the sexual insertion industry’s accompaniment piece to the popular glass dildo
  • A bag stuffed with glorious, glorious money

EDIT: It probably smells like a bilious pool of this:

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One Comment leave one →
  1. April 9, 2009 12:13 pm

    why is his hand glowing in the ad? is that leftover badu-dust?

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